(srsly this is all way too freaky)

Do you have the strange feeling that all of this has happened before? Perhaps all of the news and announcements surrounding Diablo IV feels like what happened a decade ago repeating. The good old days of Diablo 3 art team releases, beta testing, Jay Wilson, AAA crunch and layoffs, controversies about rainbow color palettes, not enough blood, gambling, constant delays, Error 37, Blizzard offices being raided, the Real Money Auction House, and how it was "impossible" remove the RMAH.

It feels like D3 all over again. You're not alone and your feelings are completely validated.

Ten years ago, Blizzard staff were calling fans assholes. Even a high ranking public figurehead like Jay Wilson was calling fans and former D2 devs "losers" who should fuck off. And now, once again during D4 concerns, Asmongold is being called an asshole by Blizzard staff (very publicly). It's all EERILY REMINISCENT of the D3 days when I was frequently called an asshole, as a result of my investigations, by Blizzard staff, Zarhym, Bashiok, Jay, Boubouille, Sacco, Joystiq and Kotaku staff, and many others I've forgotten. Welcome to the club Asmon!

Even their promotional and demo videos parallel Diablo 3 videos from a decade earlier almost as if they were edited by the same person.

Do you remember the intense controversy surrounding the Siege Breaker animations contained within the original Diablo 3 trailers? It was discovered that their trailers contained scripted events and animations, like players being ripped apart, which were never intended for the final game.

Diablo 3 Siege Breaker



Diablo 4 Duriel Fight



Demonstrating ignorance of past failures, they did it yet again in Diablo 4. Even the first intro videos feel shot-for-shot like players start in identical zones.

Blizzard is being asked typical softball questions about the similarities between IV and III, but not really providing adequate answers. They only compare "major differences" in aesthetics but rarely anything else. The Skill Point GUI is going to change, but they're still going to use identical Skills, even identical Names, from D3. The skills are also using identical animations and particle effects from D3.


They're still using the Item Affixes from Diablo 3, with identical Item Names as well which you will see in the Retail release. They're renaming Rifts and Greater Rifts to something else, but it's essentially the same thing (similarly, WOW renames collectible crystals for each expansion or event update.)


I found it very scary that all of their interviews seem to be using the same script from decades ago too. The exact same questions and answers are being provided, almost word for word.

Diablo IV tries to fool you into thinking it's an "Open World game" with freedom. But it's not. It's identical to Diablo 3: a game on rails. In D3, you have set paths, directions, quests, and a fixed storyline to follow. Deviation is not permitted. In D4, it's the same. But now they have taken all of the zone maps and stitched them together into a larger world map that you can scroll and pan. But despite this petty trick, D4 is still the same rail-based map system with a pre-determined path and "random" locations or quests. It's technically possible to integrate this feature into the existing Diablo 3 game too, since D4 is using the D3 engine.

And yes, it's using the same engine despite what random internet users might tell you.

Just to be clear, anyone who says...

"I think it's a bit early to pass judgement",
"It's just a technical alpha",
"It's just an alpha",
"It's just a beta",
"This isn't even the final product",
"They're still testing Warcraft 3 Reforged, it will be much different when released",
"We haven't seen it's final form yet", or
"Blizzard will change this before release"

...is either subconsciously lying and have horrible fucking memories, completely forgetting the massive history of this being proved blatantly wrong throughout the entire history of AAA studios, or they are complete fucking idiots who don't have a clue about game development and just spouting goddamn lies and personal fantasies. Enough bullshit. We've all been through this enough times to know the truth. How can they possibly forget so many significant events and contradictory evidence in their lifetime?

Blizzard does not release Alpha games. Blizzard does not have "Public/Private Beta Tests". Blizzard only releases HIGH QUALITY game VARIANTS for promotional purposes.

If you played one of their real internal beta tests, you'd shit your pants, the internet would be aflame, and journalists would criticize how awful the game will be. Journalists and Consumers are not entitled to these products and they will not be given tools that could possibly hurt Blizzard sales. They are nothing more than marketing tools themselves, utilized by Blizzard how they see fit.

The "Alpha" and "Beta" games you see are in fact Pre-Release editions in disguise. Even a significant portion of the graphics, game, and UI have already been changed prior to that "alpha" product using earlier art. You're just helping to sell the game, and your "welcome recommendations and player feedback" are promptly ignored. This has always been the way.

Back on the subject of the Diablo IV Engine. As mentioned it's using the original D3 engine but an "engine" has many parts and both D3 and D4 have multiple engines running in parallel. The graphics engine is new, for example. There's a new rendering pipeline, lighting and shader system, improved scaling features and physics, and other minor stuff like weather systems. But as a whole, it's still the original D3 engine and back-end but with some modernizations due to its age. Despite what anyone says, it would be highly accurate to call it a "reskinned Diablo 3 engine". When the art team says that they're using a new engine, they're referring to the graphics engine, so it's not "technically lying."

Those who claim "That's not true, Blizzard said this" or "Blizzard can't lie to their shareholders.. it's illegal!!" are naive morons who don't know anything about how businesses operate. "Marketing" is lying and manipulation, plain and simple. Businesses can spin narratives, bend the truth, twist facts, trick consumers, and outright lie to shareholders without any consequences. When readers were first told this 10 years ago, it was met with hostility, anger, and disbelief. But I think most fans are finally beginning to see just how common this really is, thanks to certain events over the past few years.

With the promotional media you've seen of Diablo IV so far, what you see right now is what you're going to get. And, I don't mean the UI, menus, and skill trees. Those are going to change, but everything else is going to be the same. You'll see when the retail version is released, unless they make significant design changes. D4 will indeed have more gritty and gross Path of Exile inspired art assets, and like D2. But it's a fools errand.

Yes, Diablo 2 was gritty and dark. BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY PEOPLE LOVED IT.

The artwork in D2 could have been completed changed, even to the D3 color scheme, and players at the time would have still loved it. The main problem is that current leadership believe that it was brutal graphics and dark environments that made the game so successful, so they are relying on this factor alone. Unless they change everything else about the game (ie, the main game loop), they're going to have the exact same issues and complaints as D3. The game vision is the problem. Or more precisely, the visionary. It's not coming from the Game Director, he's just being told what to do. The vision is Brack's. But he does not have an understanding of proper game design and the true reason behind Diablo 2's success. His hang up on nostalgia is going to bury the game, and the D4 Game Director will be the one taking the blame on this one.

Next month, Classic WOW will be launching and there's a ton of excitement about the number of returning players. I'm also excited to know how many will be back, but I had one burning question that was more important: will Blizzard report their World of Warcraft subscriber numbers again?

Back in 2015, Blizzard promised that they would never again publish their subscriber numbers because they claimed it wasn't a good indicator of World of Warcraft's success. Yeah, I know. It was stupid and they thought we were idiots.

"Note that this is the last quarter that we plan to provide subscriber numbers. There are other metrics that are better indicators of the overall Blizzard business performance."

Coincidentally during this time, Microsoft also announced that they would no longer provide XBOX sales figures, instead opting for the more accurate subscription data. Meanwhile, Activision announced they would no longer provide subscription data and provide engagement data instead. Blizzard on the other hand promised that they provide more accurate metrics that more appropriately measured the success of their games. Those metrics? Unspecified. And, they change on every whim and every quarter.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Classic WOW Subscriber Count

I think that if Classic WOW achieves a certain metric, then yes, they will announce subscription figures... in some way. They'll make use of a loophole of sorts too: "Well, we promised we would never do this again, but this has nothing to do with World of Warcraft. We're announce subscription figures for the other World of Warcraft. We're completely absolved." Or maybe they'll just say that "Over X players have returned" rather than calling them subscribers.

It will have to be a big number though. Jabracki really wants Classic WOW to fail and he's budgeted next-to-nothing for Classic WOW marketing and promotions. In a way, Classic WOW could be that much greater a success given the fact that the company itself is actively working against it's success. If it succeeds, it was against overwhelming odds.

Obviously if something crazy happens, like they achieve 5 million players, then they'll definitely NEED to announce it. Even if Jabracki "doesn't wanna". But, I think that the target metric will likely be a minimum of one million returning players and ideally retained for at least a couple months. But, then again, when have they ever cared about retention metrics in their announcements or shareholder exaggerations?

Currently, World of Warcraft has less than 1 million subscribers. Back in 2015, they claimed to have 5.5 million subscribers. During this time, they were in the midst of a rapidly declining playerbase and were fully aware that it was irreparable. That figure wasn't exactly accurate as well.

When a company provides what they call "Monthly Active Users" or "Subscribers", but then have to legally define precisely what they mean by those "fictional words" within a 30-page legal document, then you know there's something up. And when mentioning the existence of said "definitions" are buried deep within fine print, while the actual definitions are in hiding or difficult to access, then you know that those figures are incredibly suspect and untrustworthy.


Even after massive redactions, heavily skewed metrics and further juking of stats, it still wasn't enough to conceal the embarrassment. Hence the new plan to "never speak of it again." On the day of the announcement, subscriber counts were closer to half of those final figures.

It Is Known

For a long time, this was one of those funny things that Blizzard was very well-known for: World of Warcraft®: Subscriptions™

Always questionable, like many things they said. Except never questioned by Blizzard cheerleaders and fanbois. They eat it all up, drink the blue kool-aid, and believe every single word Blizzard says.

beacuase there a public company they cannot lie ever. this is fact!!!..; no comapny can ever lie to customers or there investors beacuase it tis illegal and no company ever lies ever. they also cannot make any misleading statemants ether. ist called SECRUTIES FRUAD!! its impossible for anyone to do this so ono no one does it... r u stupd?

They are many other terms or words that Blizzard is also very well known for. For example:

1. "Soon™, Very Soon™, and Soon-ish™". This is the act of teasing delivery without any commitment or solid plans. Often, they tease something that will never materialize, leading to immense disappointment.

2. "When It's Ready". Their habit of delivering a project far out of schedule and not actually ready. Especially servers, infrastructure, and backbone support.

3. "Fun Detected", "Incoming Nerf". Boy, it's incredibly fun destroying the happiness of others, which Blizzard keenly learned when StarCraft 2 melted all of those expensive video cards. Now, Blizzard finds and destroys fun and engaging gameplay elements or mechanics within a game that's not supposed to have any of those elements.

4. "Banhammer". Blizzard swinging around the good ol' banhammer, which is really just an automated system that often strikes down innocent bystanders or is otherwise exploited by a cabal of players, led by a streamer, to ban players that don't give the streamer their gold and worship.

5. "Get Hyped!", "Get Excited!", "The Best Expansion Yet!". There's always a promise that the next one is always better, and that even though things are really bad now, it will get better. We promise. It's always the next time right? The next one will fix all of your problems.

In fact, this is just a strategy used by sleazy marketers, drug dealers, and deadbeat dads. It's usually promised by an individual known for failure and constant disappointment. Like that father who's never around but keeps promising his son that fishing trip that will never happen. Instead, he's lying down in a ditch outside the local bar trying to figure out what the hell happened to BFA crafting professions.

6. "Bobby's Bitch". The completely rational and sensible belief by most gamers that Blizzard has been heavily corrupted influenced by Bobby Kotick and the Activision Gang. This is a very long and complicated story, but the most basic answer to this is that there were key individuals (not the company as a whole) who wanted to appease Activision's investors and suck off the bosses. Although some employees who shared Bob's vision did rise in power within Blizzard, and some other key players were converted, Blizzard would have ended up this way even if Activision had never existed. It's the nature of these beasts. When they grow old, stagnant, and desperate, they copy and steal from shady competitors that are trending in success. It happens everywhere. The theft of OC in forums, or even streamers and influencers who now only steal content or create "reaction to reaction" videos.

7. Blizzard "It Was A Difficult Decision" Entertainment. Another classic. Mass layoffs here, mass layoffs there, and more mass layoffs that aren't really "mass layoffs" because Blizzard would never do that. More recently, there are even more mass layoffs in the midst of record revenue. Firing people that want to make fun games and therefore aren't towing the company line. Destroying eSports due to incompetence, or cancelling projects due to incompetence. It's a very very long discussion, but in the end, incompetence is probably the most simple word to describe what happened.

Speaking of mass layoffs! Many moons ago this blog was under fire by Blizzard, Joystiq, and large media outfits. These are just some of the official statements made in reference to mass layoff claims, that were immediately refuted by Joystiq and Blizzard, but later confirmed to be in fact true.

"The vast majority named in that article are at work today. FB profiles can't be used to confirm anything, especially a mass trend @PennyRush" [LINK]

- Jon Brown (aka Blizzard's Zarhym), November 2011, stating that big data from social media companies can't possibly be used to confirm trends of any kind.


"@talkingcongas I seriously hate that Daeity person" [LINK]

- Mike Sacco (Joystiq's Most Reputable Blizzard Writer), November 2011, stating his immense hate for the blog while his employer continued to steal it's content. Formerly of the viral Anti-#GamerGate Borderlands-racism fame.

You know, you when carefully look at all of those things that Blizzard is most famous for, you realize they have a common trait: it comes down to what they say. This is what's called, The Blizzard Promise™.

The Blizzard Promise™ has been around forever. This is when a Blizzard employee publicly states that something will definitely happen, but never does. Sometimes it's a huge mistake, an intentional misleading statement, deception, or a lie. But usually, it's something they say because it appeals to the masses or they say it to quell anger. It may or may not happen because it was just a fun idea at the time. But most importantly, it's a way to build up hype and excitement without the commitment, hoping that their customers will forget. And, they do.

It reminds me a lot of Soon™. Soon™ was a necessity. After so many failed launched dates and releases, they had to start using the term instead of their frequent promises of release dates. However, they never applied this same common sense to features or elements within their games. So now, they've made thousands of promises for features that never happened.

For my next post, I think I'll list out Blizzard Promises™ from the past. Some things shouldn't be forgotten.

This is outside the typical wheelhouse of this blog, but I can't resist writing about it. The other day while I was driving along the 405, I ended up behind a rather interesting vehicle. It was a ridiculously-lifted neon-colored pickup truck, something you don't see very often around these parts, plastered with faded bumper stickers and decals everywhere. But they were a local. CA plates and built for the climate since the rear windows were cut out exposing the interior.

This truck was must've been blessed by the Almighty Himself. Most of the bumper stickers were religious Jesus Loves and Jesus Fish-related plus some old dilapidated GOP brandings. And, I could have sworn that rhinestones were glued to the panels.

But this amazing spectacle was nothing. Something else clearly stood out over all of this trash and glitter: a massive gaudy wooden cross hanging off their rear-view mirror. It was huge, and must've weighed 10 lbs depending on the type of wood.


I thought to myself: what would possess a person to have something that's clearly impractical and probably dangerous? The wooden cross was swinging back-and-forth, nearly smacking the driver on turns.

Typically, crosses are used from completely impractical reasons. An actual practical reason, for example, would be placing a Holy Cross on a building to publicly identify it as a church and the religion.

However, based on research and surveys, the primary reasons why crosses are used are:

1. to put on display for others to see, like jewelry.
2. for divine protection, good luck, or warding off evil.

In monotheistic religions, the most important and critical rules is that there is only one God. To believe in, or put your faith in, some other type of supernatural power within the universe is idol worship. Idolatry is the biggest no-no and considered an abomination. It's one of the worst things you can do in monotheistic religions.

When you step back and look at how crosses are used within this context, the reasoning behind the activity is quite intriguing. So essentially, crosses are really used for the following reasons:

1. selfish vanity or showing off to others in pride. As in, one of the "seven deadly sins",
2. believing that a physical object contains a supernatural power (other than God) that protects them from harm,
3. or putting their faith in the supernatural power of a piece of wood rather than their God. It's textbook idolatry.

Whatever the case, it's done for completely selfish and sinful reasons. In fact, it's the worst sin possible. Worse than witchcraft and murder according to the bible.

Think about that for a moment. Even believing in luck, karma, fate, or various superstitions is idol worship. Having crosses, angels, figurines, saints, dream-catchers, lucky objects, or anything else within your household that you believe protects you or brings good luck, is textbook idolatry. It's all very clearly stated in the bible that these are abominations. Yet, it's still prevalent in all worldwide religions. The majority of these groups are doing the exact opposite of what they claim they are doing. There's a word for that.

But even beyond that, there's more to this. It doesn't matter what the belief system of the Glorious Holy Roller was because their skewed belief was not skewed or incorrect at all in their mind. Most groups (ie, people within these groups) know very little about their own belief structure. They may claim to be diligent members, but still act accordingly to how their group behaves. However, the group behaves based on how they are incorrectly depicted within the media. They've been bombarded with incorrect information their entire lives, and it was altered their perception of how they should act and what they believe. No original thought, no questions, just another foolish slave to entertainment.

In the end, that's truly the only group that all humans belong to. Everyone thinks they're in separate unique groups and tribes, with their own belief systems, but that's actually the belief system of the group that they're actually within.

A long time ago, I was visiting a game forum shortly after a new patch announcement. The name of the game doesn't matter and neither do the patch notes. But, as usual there were many angry complaints about the new changes. Something typical of many great games.

Having been through this experience before, I already knew what was happening behind the scenes. I've seen it a hundred times: a lot of game developers were probably pissed off, disappointed, or disheartened, while the community managers desperately tried to mitigate the rage.

Most players aren't aware that many employees routinely check forum posts, reviews, and sites like reddit to see what people are saying about their game. Or at least, THEY USED TO. Some members of the game team (whether they're writers, designers, programmers, audio engineers, IT support, or personal exercise trainers) may even obsess over their game reviews, or constantly search to see if their own names have ever been directly referenced.

There is a perception that developers don't care about game reviews or what people say, stemming from the fact that they rarely respond to criticism or speak publicly. Of course, the reason for this is because they're contractually obligated to keep their mouths shut.

Imagine that for a moment. You're trapped in a prison, unable to speak or defend against any criticism. People constantly attack you over a product you've spent years on your life on, but you can't speak. Or even correct their stupidity. It's a terrible existence. Within veteran studios, a "us-versus-them" mentality sadly develops as a result.


There have been cases where some employees can't hold back, though. =]

The younger or unwise may create online alias and use their disguise to fire back on the forums, defending their game. They know they're violating a contract, but they have to scratch that itch. Or sometimes more senior developers, sick and tired from years of abuse, will finally snap on their Facebook accounts, and say thing like "fuck that loser".

Employees and direct developers do read what you say, and it does impact them. Typically, it's a complaint about something they have absolutely no power or decision in. It can be very discouraging and harmful to their performance. They may harbor resentment towards their customers: users are allowed to complain about them, but they're not allowed to complain back in return?

The Sit Down

I had a different perspective towards community complaints, anger, and the toxic hateful response of fans however.

Many years ago, I would often sit down with discouraged developers to describe player resentment within a different context and open their eyes with some honest explanations. It was affecting their performance and morale after all. And one of the best ways to resolve an issue was by explaining the real root cause: why the hate?

Now.. this was a prepared speech that I've given many times over the decade, and it had always changed as my discussion evolved. I eventually create a standard script that I would always deliver, sharing my views.

This isn't exactly how I've explained in the past, but it went something like this. First, I needed to start with the basics.

This Is Your Brain On Drugs

I usually started out describing drug addiction. Starting out with something like: so, you're probably well aware of the extensive research linking drugs and video game addiction? Research has shown that video games can affect the human brain in the exact same way that addictive drugs do. They target the same area of the brain, they use the same neurochemicals and processes, and even have similar psychological and biological effects.

The road to game addiction mirrors that of substance abuse. A gamer might start playing a game for experimental reasons or out of circumstance (a marketing ad pushes it on them, their friends play it, or their parents do), they'll start out casually, eventually moving into more intensive gameplay sessions, followed by compulsive gameplay hours, further pushing them into addiction.


The psychological and personality characteristics between drug and video game addiction are nearly identical as well. A gamer may experience preoccupation, spending a lot of time thinking about the game. They'll crave the game, or feel restless, when unable to play video games. They experience withdrawal symptoms, and can even build up tolerance by playing video games that can provide more excitement than their old ones. Gamers will become more reclusive, give up on social activities, and no longer participate in recreation. They'll risk relationships and employment, continue playing games despite all of the problems happening around them, and they'll even lie about how much they "use". It's an escape for them to reduce stress or anxiety, rather than dealing with any problems they face.

The parallels to substance abuse and drug addiction are too significant to ignore, and they are further perpetuated and exploited by the industry for revenue purposes, because they fully understand this.

With that parallel in mind, always remember that when you're creating a great (video game) product, the process is nearly identical that of a chemist designing, trialing, testing, producing, and reiterating a highly potent and addictive drug product.

No matter which area of Game Development you're in (e.g. music, programming, art, UI, UX, animation, story, etc.), your job is to make the game fun. But what is "fun"?

Most developers never consider this.. what is fun? Usually they'll immediately jump to certain gameplay mechanic designs or story development strategies. They don't understand that fun is simply a neurological reaction to certain stimuli. Fun, just like love, hate, anger, and other emotions, are really -- in the end -- just bioelectrical and neurochemical reactions within your brain. You cannot experience any form of enjoyment without the manipulation of certain brain chemicals. That's all you really are in the end: a brain riding around inside a fleshy vessel. If you want to truly understand what "fun" really is, developers need to understand the neuroscience behind it. This understanding aspect is extremely rare however. Therefore, the only alternative is copying existing gameplay and experimenting on users, through trial and error, until you get lucky.

When you create, or are directed to create, video games that are fun, you are creating a process that targets the pleasure and reward center of the brain in the same way as highly addictive drugs. So, you can expect that your users will react to your game in the exact same way that users (of illicit drugs) will too.

Drug Dealers Call Their Customers "Users" Too

Imagine yourself from the perspective of a VP or Director overseeing a drug operation. This can be a hardcore illegal drug cartel or a legal pharmaceutical corporation - it doesn't matter. They're both run in the exact same way.

You are responsible for creating an addictive product. You have a team of chemists creating the components (ie, content like art, music, coding), teams that focus on designing the product to be as addictive as possible (game directors, user engagement, psychologists, business intelligence analysts), you have a financial division managing your money, you have enforcers (lawyers, community managers and public relations), you have specialists trained in government bribery (lobbyists), your organization mostly employees a high number of dealers who push the product on children and addict as many as possible (marketing and sales), and you have loyal addicts that protect your reputation and incite severe or brutal peer pressure to addict others (fanboys.) The game development industry copies, learns from, steals from, and is run like the gambling industry, the tobacco industry, the drug industry (legal or otherwise), and the sex industry. It's the pleasure business and you can learn the most from the oldest professions.

Yet, developers still don't understand WHY their customers complain when the product changes (even an seemingly insignificant way.)

This is what you need to understand about our work and industry:

• you've created a drug that many people are addicted to. There are shitty drugs but no one uses those for very long. And then there are really good drugs, because they create highly pleasurable sensations exactly as designed. These are labelled as "really fun" games, "the best" and are the most successful.

• when users use your product, they become accustomed to a certain high. And they expect the same high, to satisfy their addiction, when they return to the game.

• you, the developer, are not immune from this. Try not surfing the internet, or using your mobile phone, for a week and see how you feel. Irritable? Craving? Withdrawal? If a game acts on your brain like a drug, have you considered what it does to other people? Especially ones more susceptible than others.

• your users will crave a stronger high, usually seeking it in other products (new games) or new activities within the same game.

• users will crave the dopamine/serotonin (or other) triggers, or feel restless, when they are unable to play the game. There's a difference between making a choice not to play, because you're pre-occupied with something else, and being unable to access your drug. It preoccupies the mind. Tuesday Maintenance cycles, for examples, or those massive server outages during the first few years of service. People joke about user reaction being "withdrawal", but that's actually something different and longer term.

• players can build up a tolerance to the game, and therefore require new engagement strategies to provide the same level of high as before. This is why developers create New Content.

• when users are given a certain product with a certain expectation, they NEED that same high at a minimum. They expect it every time. But what happens when you change the sensation?

• when you change a product (ie, patches, hot fixes, content changes), you are changing the sensation or high that they expect or receive. Often, due to the inexperience and incompetence of Game Directors (or the other decision makers), the new changes actually reduce the high, or remove it completely, rather than change it.

• it's like delivering a high quality drug product, but then switching up the chemical components, reducing the high. To further insult your customers, you sprinkle in some Chili Powder to add a little variety. But, you've still eliminated the core pleasure generators of your product.

• your marketing teams are also constantly increasing your users expectations. In marketing, ads, videos, streams, and conventions, they are constantly telling customers that the "next product will be better than the last", "get hyped", "raise your expectations", "a much better product is coming, we promise". And I use that term "team" loosely: often is the case that marketing department works against other organizational members, making promises they can't keep on their behalf or were never aware of.

• The job of the marketing team is to always promise a better high for the NEXT product to increase sales, but without the product to back it up, you're still shoveling out shit under a different name. It's always the NEXT product that's better, right? Stringer Bell would be proud.

• within most industries, a "team" is really just a group of people, each fulfilling a role but rarely communicating with each other due to weak management.

• when you change the formula, in any way, you can increase, change, or remove the high/pleasure for the specific user. It's mostly the removal however, due to inexperience.

• so, what happens to substance abusers when their only source of joy in the world is taken away from them? Use your imagination. One obvious answer is that they lash out, scream, and yell through any medium available that can possibly get the attention of their dealer. What if your dealer can only be reached through their website or Twitter handle?

• they may further withdraw into reclusion, lash out at others, project on relatives, explode in anger, become desperate, seek other alternatives. There are many different things that happens, with most of it happening in their homes that developers never see. The fraction of their reactions that you do see, are on gaming community websites, boards and forums.

• they complain about the changes to the game, but they still keep coming back don't they? That's the nature of the dope fiend. "They may buck a little, but they're not gonna walk."

You could say that they love your game, and they complain about it because they care about it or "they're passionate" about the game. But in reality, it's for selfish reasons: it's all about their own personal gratification and pleasure. (Within the gambling industry, two common terms used are 'stress' and 'pleasure'. Stress is used a tool specifically tailored to increase pleasure, but the complete removal of pleasure is a big no-no.) And this is fine. Everything we do is for selfish reasons, and you would still act in the same way they do in the same situation.

In the end, the reason users are angry and venting is because you were too good at your job. The more they complain, the more successful you were in creating an engaging video game. Congratulations.

So, how did they react?

I can't recall how many times I've had this, usually private, discussion with various employees. But as I've said, I'm paraphrasing a little and my version of explaining changed a little each time. Although it applies to all members of the game development process, most of the people I spoke to were managers, supervisors and coders. A few artists, but I didn't really talk to any of the musicians.

I'd say that 90% of them didn't believe me. Complete denial. =]

A small percentage took it to heart, learned from it, and in fact helped make their design choices easier (or even creating their own successful development company in a couple cases), leading to them creating some incredibly successful games you've no doubt played. But I remember one certain employee that truly understood the process. They spent a lot of time researching the subject on their own, and ended up feeling guilty about what they were doing. In the end, they ended up quitting, but found a better job building internal apps for their own employees. It paid significantly more but they're much more happy where they are now.

So for those developers who truly want to be in "the game", I have some advice.

If you find someone that legitimately tries to encourage and support your game development journey, cling onto them for dear life. A person like this may only happen once in your entire life. Only a foolish person throws away the opportunity to receive wisdom. Most developers, even longterm AAA devs, never learned any of those high-level game design strategies often discussed in closed-door meetings.

I won't say which AAA, but I was lucky enough to attend many psychology related workshops paid for by the company and get to work consultants that helped explain what exactly "fun" is. How to create fun, how to mold it, and how to repeat it. It's incredibly rare to find professionals talented in both game design and the psychology discipline, so it requires a lot of personal research on your own part. Unfortunately, as I mentioned, there are almost no online resources available that touch on key high-level game design methodologies that ensure the success of games. And I can guarantee you that 99% of indie developers don't know what "fun" is. Even AAA coders. They will typically clone another successful execution or create something they think they'll like themselves.

So, my recommendation is to attend, given the chance, as many workshops as possible that focus on psychology, addiction, or how video games affect the brain. If your studio employs any psychiatrists or psychologists that focus on player engagement, you need to bend over backwards to listen to them. There are a couple key players out there, who are expensive to hire, but completely worth it. Those AAA publishers should know who I'm talking about. Some of the most successful games out there were a result of their consultation services. They'll change your life personally, and show you game design approaches that you never considered before.

This is a topic I was professionally involved in a while back, and although there are few internal players within the industry that are really aware of it presently, it's something I've always wanted to share in a more public venue. I've talked to some personally about it in private discussions, but I'm glad that I can finally talk about this after almost a decade.

What Game Developers Are Missing

To understand the reasoning behind Class Balance, you must first understand game design holistically.

Game Design is comprised of several verticals. A Game Developer is obviously aware of some low-level game design verticals such as programming, graphic design, illustration, UI design, composing music, animation, documentation, and creating sound effects. And, even then, the programming category itself may be composed of several subcategories, like coding mechanics, databases, storage systems, graphic engines, drivers, netcode, etc.

These are considered "low-level game design" components. And they may also encompass other granular or technical details like level design, writing, stories, voice acting, creating quests or objectives. Simply put, there are a lot. So teams are needed, each with different specialties to build a whole game obviously.


Developers are skilled in at least one, or a multiple, of these verticals.

But.. there are also HIGH LEVEL game design aspects.

Unfortunately, it's an area with little in the way of publications or resources, and something that few developers are aware of. Even for many "professional game designers" surprisingly. It's an area of game design that's hard to describe and there is no official terminology for. There are some very good reasons why this is the case, but it's a discussion for another time. In total, I've seen about three articles throughout the entirety of the internet that just barely touch on the subject.

While I use the term "high-level game design", others may have their own personal definition for it. For example: say that someone creates a Game Design Document but they use laymans terms to explain gameplay and mechanics without any technical information. They might call this a "high-level game design document".

When I refer to high-level game design, I mean something on another level completely. It's knowing the right way to design the game. Most developers are ignorant of it and it could almost be described as a philosophy. However, a philosophy generally implies that there is a study surrounding the subject or that it's experimental. But this isn't the case. "Wisdom" might be a better way of explaining high level game design. Wisdom shows you the proper way to build the game. You may have the intelligence to build a game, but wisdom tells you how to build it right.

Generally, there several skills or verticals, seemingly unrelated to game design, at play within this field. For instance, they require that the lead developer comprehend, and understand how to implement principles related to user psychology, motivation, emotion, engagement, gameflow, neuroscience, cognitive development, conditioning, user experience, and they themselves must possess high self-awareness.

An understanding of this hidden field of game design have resulted in the most successful AAA games ever created. And the interestingly, these successful executions were cloned by other industry developers without ever understanding why they worked in the first place. Those were accidental successes, but the world has no idea. :)

The Secret "Game Design Bible"

As a side note, there exists figurative and physical "bibles" containing a wealth of high level game design knowledge that have accumulated over the decades. They're different for each person, depending on where they obtained the information, and some contain more content than others.

Just like how artists and musicians collect and archive old samples and assets for future inspiration or re-use, game design knowledge is also collected and maintained by some.

Low-level game design knowledge is very standard. But for those who were lucky enough to learn about high level game design, there have been versions of this "Secret Game Design Bible" that have been collected and collated. It only exists within the offices of an extremely limited number of Directors or Game Producers. These individuals are the ones who can repeat hit-after-hit, assuming they have full decision-making power that is.

The "Bible" is essential a formula for success. But personally, I'm only aware of two individuals within the game design industry that possess it. One used to work for Blizzard, but they left many years ago. It's difficult to describe, but once you've read it, there are ways to tell if other developers are aware of the strategies or not. You can tell by what they say or in how they implement elements within in their games. There are key indicators whether they follow the rules or not. I'm hoping that sometime in the future I can talk more about the Game Design "Bible", but it would take a very long time to write about. These are the things talked about behind closed doors after all and it would take a couple books on the subject to write about.

Anyways, this is a very long subject for another time.

Content Consumption

Alright, so there's this one engagement model of high level design that consists of Content, re-using Content, and regular delivery of new Content. Content meaning things like new environments to explore, new art assets, new maps/zones, new characters/classes, and new objectives/quests.

Note: I consider The Story (another engagement model within the paradigm) as something separate. Sometimes the new Content might expand the Story a little more, but it should always be treated as a separate entity due to its importance.

Content is a lot like reading a book. You'll read through and explore the world within a book, but then once you've reached the end, there are only a certain number of times that you can re-read the book before you get bored and crave the next chapter in the series. In World of Warcraft, major patches or expansion packs are basically ways to deliver new Content. Then, using gate-locked or timed systems will assist in slowing content consumption, giving them more time to prepare the next batch. When Content is consumed very quickly, a "Content Drought" may develop as users are thirsty for new content but it's unfortunately unavailable for long periods of time.

Content delivery is just ONE of the many strategies used within that "Bible" to secure player engagement (playing the game and having fun) and retention (they keep coming back, and may bring back friends). World of Warcraft, for example, used to take advantage of several more engagement models on top of this, but they've abandoned them, instead pivoting mostly to a Content-based model. This means that it's critically important new content is regularly delivered to their users.

Interestingly, there is significant science and research behind this and something explained in the "Bible". Content Delivery is part of a strategy to maintain a type of addiction cycle of the users. And on the surface, it's something that you can clearly see for yourself. Anyone can see the results, even if they don't understand how it works.

So, to sum things up to this point: there are high-level strategies applied in game design to always make sure users are having fun, they're addicted to the game, and they keep coming back. One of the components of the strategy is Content Delivery. By providing new Content, it changes their gaming experience, keeps things fresh, and provides a variety of new things to experience. This is a critical activity required for user retention.

Class Balancing is a Lie

In ye olde days, Class Balancing was exactly just that.

When a game containing multiple character classes was released, it was obvious and expected that many unintended mistakes would be found that were not originally discovered during testing. A class ability, skill, or spell might be extremely overpowered or underpowered, effecting the balance of play between all of the classes. During combat or challenges, one player might have an unfair opportunity over another. And given the human beings natural drive to chase the path of least resistance, most players would switch over to the class with the unfair advantage.

Teams of developers would spend months researching, investigating, collecting statistics, and analyzing numbers. Changing, adding or removing abilities would have a domino effect across all classes, forcing developer back to the drawing board. It was extremely time consuming, expensive, and the players were never satisfied. They began to realize that a "final" balancing of classes was impossible.

But during their testing, something interesting was happening. An interesting metric arose when fixes were pushed: players reacted to Class Balancing Patches in the same way as New Product Launches.


This was the HOLY SHIT EUREKA MOMENT currently realized in many online games.

Class Balance is the same as delivering New Content. After all, Content is something that changed the game, it made things fresh, changed the rules, created new variables, or encouraged players to play a new class or play differently.

In the end,

• Class Balancing could now be treated more like Content, and not like technical bug fixes.

• instead of just Class Balancing as a FIX, developers could instead allow broken things to happen, or create new ones intentionally, to disrupt the power dynamics between the Classes. This in turn actually improves engagement. (Factual science supporting this related to Content Consumption and what it really is.)

• in the absence of new Content, they can introduce intentional opportunities or disadvantages into the game in order to "spice things up", change player strategies, or freshen the game. And later, it could be "corrected" through Class Balance.

• it can partially be used for minor fixes, but it's more useful as an entertainment medium that has a direct relationship to revenue generation.

• intentional imbalances can use negative or positive reinforcement to change play styles, or even force a player to create a new (overpowered) class, to further drive addiction and retention. Class Balance is an excellent way to encourage players to level a new class or even buy one.

• this also reduces stress on developers. Class Balancing become an internal meta-game because imbalance become less priority, leaving more opportunity for experimentation to see the results and adjust engagement levels.

• it gives every player the opportunity to feel "overpowered" in game, if even for a short period of time, in order to drive them to seek re-experiencing the sensation again (retention).

• unlike Content which can be exhausted, this is an infinitely repeatable psychological strategy that keeps the community engaged and entertained waiting for updates, while also providing a similar positive reaction to that of a real Content release.

• minor tweaks and game breaking bugs could be patched, but the majority of Balance related changes could be saved up and scheduled for a future release.

What's interesting is that some programmers, who are involved in Class Balancing related activities, may not even be aware of this high-level activity taking place. They just follow orders and not aware of the reasons why. Typically, it's a directive from a key decision maker, or possibly a process passed down from earlier managers, that understood the benefits.

Class Balance fixes are now scheduled months in advance. And I don't mean correcting an imbalance. I mean that a change, that intentionally imbalances the game, is scheduled to take effect in the future. This is something most players aren't aware of since they believe Class Balance is a "reactive measure" and not something planned. But in reality, it's a constant meta-game or dance meant to juggle the existing content or introduce something new. A significant change to one ability, for example, can have dramatic changes to a standard playstyle or class selection.. so it therefore becomes "New Content" to be consumed.

Another way to think about it is like a Mom who gives all of their children time to play their favorite game, play the best character in some game, or play The King. Mom rotates through all of her children, giving them all a chance to experience a great or overpowered character, for fun and to keep it fair. This is basically what Class Balance is about. There will always be imbalance, but everyone will be given at least the chance to play the broken character. Everyone gets a chance to eat the carrot, so they always come back for more.

Class Balance is just a word

It's not just Class Balance where this type of activity takes place, it also encompasses a ton of other areas or mechanics within a video game. Class Balance seems to be the one topic that most players complain about however.

The reason for this is because users pay attention to details that only impact them directly or their ability to compete. A change in the UI system, that affects everyone, won't result in the same number of complaints that a Class Balance change will have.

Generally, players see Class Balance changes as a mistake, an unintentional change, or blame the developers for being incompetent or stupid. Why have you still not balanced the characters after three years? Why does x class get a buff, but I don't? Why did my class get a nerf, but those other five got buffs? PVP is imbalanced, it's unfair!

What these complainers are not aware of, however, is that usually it's not due to mistakes or incompetence. It might be deliberate or even RANDOM - but not an error. It has a huge impact on player retention, and forces encourages players to try out new classes that the developers want them to try. And, it's okay if something is imbalanced as long as a different class is intentionally imbalanced the next time.

And, it's not just about balancing the classes. There are other areas where New Content is intended for consumption, but the players have no idea that it's actually just another type of Content. New Content can be disguised in many other deployments of "tweaks", "patches" or "fixes", such as:

• New Talent Systems.

• New XP leveling parameters.

• New Skills, spells, or abilities. Changing their effect or any variable (speed, distance, etc). Or removing them.

• Squishing Damage numbers.

• Squishing Player / NPC levels.

• New types of leveling systems, like a Paragon or Promotion system used in incrementals.

• Changing the size of players, and thereby adjusting their hit boxes.

• Racial trait changes.

• Changing the UI system.

• New rewards or loot system.

• New boss mechanics.

Combined with Class Balancing changes, a huge assortment of these New Content items can be saved up, combined, and scheduled for a release as a major patch. In the end, its reception will, of course be a diminished version of a new product release, but it will result in significantly higher-than-average sales or subscriptions.

Despite what you've heard, those new Spells/Skills, PVP changes, new Talents, Character Traits, Honor Changes, or other Major X Change in Y System/Game is not supposed to actually balance the game for you. If someone told you that, it's a lie.

... But It Doesn't Stop There.

Other than the final act of deploying the patch, and the effect that this New Content has on the players in-game, it has also become a highly useful promotional tool for the game and the company.

Even though a company is not releasing a major new expansion pack or "New Content" in the eyes of the consumer, they are still celebrated by the community for just announcing a simple bug fix. :)

Strange, isn't it?

A new patch with "Class Balance" changes is publicy declared, rather than just kept private. An official release date is announced, just like regular Content. And, these announcements are circulated to the two dozen identical fansites. The forums light up with anticipation, there are thousands of comments, people are excited, and the information is dissected and discussed at length. The company is congratulated for posting something, praise for buffing the users preferred class, and criticized by others for nerfs.

When you step far enough back, it's an interesting event. They're technically not releasing anything special (long ago, it would have been kept private), and yet it's publicly posted now while the community reacts like it's a major expansion pack. It's a great example of how both game content and the media target the same pleasure center of your brain as addictive narcotics. Something well known within the industry.

Basically, this is what users perceive to be Class Balance. It's an illusion. It's not about fairness, competition, or balance: it's a metagame emboldening engagement and retention (or, as more commonly referred to, addiction.)

Path of Exile is a great example of a game that better understands some of these principles. They use infinite re-playability strategies, without the need for creating new assets, art, environments, or characters. World of Warcraft is unfortunately stuck in a loop where major new content releases are required to retain users. Path of Exile needs very limited high level content updates (e.g. UI, map systems, dynamic level design, skills/abilities) since they can constantly re-use the same old low level content (e.g. characters, environmentals, art and audio assets).

Last year, J. Allen Brack announced the Classic WoW Edition. At the time, there was still a lot of work to be done. But whatever you do, do NOT praise or thank Brack for Classic WOW. If it were up to him, there would be no Classic WOW. In fact, if it weren't for him and other key actors, we would have had WOW Classic well over four years ago. And, at the time they would have had better access to more accurate server data, making the game closer to the original vanilla state.

Just because he announced it, or takes credit for it, it doesn't mean he actually had anything to do with it.

A lot of it had to do with other actors (ie, certain employees) behind the scene and pressure from WOW fans. Even with that very sad introduction, and one of the cheapest videos they've ever had to make (playing old CGI videos in reverse), that presentation had more cheers than I've ever heard from Blizzcon in a long time. The last time I felt that level of excitement was back when Diablo 3 was first announced. Despire the weak fanfare, it's going to do very well for at least the first couple years.

There are certain actors within Blizzard that hate Classic WOW though, and have actively worked against bringing it back for many years.

Most fans don't realize just how bad morale within the organization has been, and it's constantly getting worse. Several employees, including highly recognized names, are and will be exiting the company with the exodus continuing into the foreseeable future. Morale is just terrible right now, I can't even begin to describe how bad it's been over the past few years. Even though this recent "changing of the guard" will seem to be the reason for a change in company values, it's not actually the case. Don't be fooled. Their values have been changing for a long time now.

Now, as we watch the future of the company unfold, everything will be in the hands of Jethro "You Think You Do But You Don't" Brack: 'Morhaime Maimed. Brack Boss.'

A Rise To Power

Brack is the perfect specimen of the company's future. He has been rising rapidly through the ranks, because he shares the same values and goals of his best buddy Bobby Kotick. Not many know that Bracks true passion was Diablo 2. He loved the old Diablo franchise, played other similar Action RPGs like Path of Exile, and also played a little Starcraft but not a huge fan of it. Just because he worked on World of Warcraft, it doesn't mean he liked it though. I think the toxic community had something to do with his hatred towards the game, and it's completely understandable.

You know all of those "Diablo-like" changes that were made in World of Warcraft (e.g. talents/skills, attack effects, scaling, quest timers, map quests, reward systems) over the past few years since Cataclysm? Influence by Brack. It was almost as if he wanted to hurt the game just because he was made responsible for it. And he was known for avoiding "irritating" WOW fans. I don't think he liked WOW fans much.. he would try to dress like "them" during conventions, but it was just for show.

In addition to Diablo, he's huge into mobile games and the monetization of games. Regarding the Diablofication of WOW, you probably noticed all of those other money-making strategies that there slowly implemented into WOW? You can thank Brack for that too. Brack, Bobby, and Ray Gresko are all essentially on the same page and now leading the future of Blizzard.

On one hand, this is good news for Diablo fans. J.B.'s rise within the company is clear indication of where development priorities lie. Brack didn't agree with many decisions made by Mike Morhaime, and wants to take the company in a different direction. His own direction. The focus will be the monetization of products, whereas Mike used to prioritze "value". Please note however that this has already been the case for the past few years though, and has nothing to do with the change in leadership. One example of "good news" is that there's a mobile Diablo game in the works. It should be announced very soon. Unfortunately, the project was outsourced to some NetEase developers if I recall, and they're just re-skinning an existing ARPG Chinese game while pumping it full of IAPs, locked content, paid loot boxes, etc. I suspect a lot of it will be hidden at first, and then slowly "added" to the game later. The Diablo mobile game probably won't be out until 2020 and I heard it's garbage - so it will probably do very well for the company! Honestly, though, it'll be awful and the best class in the game will be the "Uninstall Wizard". I suggest you pick that class.

There's also a Starcraft PC/console game being explored, and Diablo IV in active development, but there's no interest in another MMORPG like WOW. Brack's passion was the Action RPG genre after all, and the company now functions around his whims. There is also an internal mandate to push eSports, but it's not something Brack is pushing himself nor even particularly interested in (he's given that responsibility to someone else).

Personally, I would call this "bad news" for the WOW fanbase and others in their library. But good news for the Diablo franchise.

So, there are four things you can count on that will happen in the Diablo universe:

1. There will most definitely be a Diablo IV.
2. There will most definitely be a Mobile Diablo game (outsourced to a Chinese mobile/gambling dev like NetEase or Tencent.)
3. There will most definitely be a Diablo 2 Reamstered edition with HD graphics and QoL improvements. His favourite game of all time.
4. Diablo 3 will be abandoned, except for a small team to maintain existing. Has always hated this game too.

While all of this is happening (maybe I should have called this the "Decade of Diablo"), you'll see a decline in all of their other major games: Starcraft, Hearthstone, Overwatch, and unfortunately WoW with more push into IAPs to make up more lost subscribers.

Reputation On The Line

Simply put: Blizzard's priorities will basically be Brack's. Blizzard will be working on games that J.B. personally wants to play. And there are only a few things Brack likes.

Call me JB. This is my cool tinder profile and I'm a cool dude who likes to party with sexy people.

TURN ONS: Diablo, Light-sabers, Outerspace Flying Games, Gambling, Mobile Games.

TURN OFFS: Warcraft, Starcraft, Overwatch, fanbois, and things regular people enjoy.

Once Brack is in "full boss mode", the teams are expecting a lot of changes over the next few months, as well as more layoffs, once Morhaime is out the door. I'm expecting things to work something like this: there are games that Brack wants to do, and they can't UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE fail. Brack made a totally srsly pinky-swear to Bobby that his games will make bank after all. So, he needs to cancel current unrelated projects, move everyone over to the projects he wants, and read the riot act: "Do these games right or you're fired."

The future of an unannounced Overwatch game are unknown. It's a L4D clone and might be okay given the financial successes of the Overwatch gambling game. There have been on-and-off development of a robot combat game and that Starcraft FPS. Those will probably be canned. It was essentially COD Infinite Warfare, but set in the SC Universe and it wouldn't have done very well. I think there's a Pet Battle mobile game too, which is really just a passion project for the Pokemon Go fans in the office, but it will come as no surprise if those employees are axed or transferred. I think most of these pre-Brack prototype projects will be cancelled.

It's crucially important that "Bracks games" succeed extremely well, and that there will be no massively embarrassing moments like the memes Brack has created for himself. Reputation and perception of Brack and the company, under Bracks rule, is vitally important. And, the Diablo mobile and Diablo IV launches most be completely smooth and greatly succeed, even if it means exaggerating sales numbers, manipulation, or scheming that cannibalizes existing franchises.

He also doesn't want WOW Classic to succeed, but as long as he remains hands-off I think it should be fine. If the game fails however, you'll be sure that Brack will be gloating. I don't think it will however.

How This Impacts the World of Warcraft

Brack's Diablofication of WOW includes plans for a "Paragon-like" or "Prestige" Leveling System within World of Warcraft. He's trying to get the teams to create new ways of increasing re-playability of World of Warcraft without having to generate new content. Basically, he's asking his team "how will be get fans to keep playing the game by spending the least amount of money possible?"

Because the core high-level game system that governed player addiction in the early days of WOW have been slowly ripped out in exchange for more trendy instant gratification models, the current version of WOW completely relies on new content, exploration, and a continuing story line to attract players. Most of the other systems and models that drove player enjoyment and engagement no longer exist due to ignorant decision makers so they have to rely on very expensive content consumption methods to keep the revenue flowing.

So, a new approach is to possibly have the player replay 1-60 over and over again, allowing the player to reset their level back to 1 in exchange for more power (ie, a Prestige System). For example, a 1% increase to Power each time. Another approach, thanks to the automated scaling system, is to increase mob difficulty each go around and resulting in better rewards, like the Diablo "Inferno Difficulty v2" scaling system. Or maybe, they'll have access to a Talent Tree and get points each round that they can distribute.

They are going to be paying very close attention to the Classic WOW release, which will influence their decisions.

Oh right, Classic WOW Will Be Kicking Off Soon

Speaking of Classic, I should be getting an invite to the "pre-alpha" test shortly. Friends & Family will be in the beta early next year and then the various media influencers will be contacted, and get invites, around March or April. Although in all honestly, there's not much different between the "Alpha", "Beta", and "Final". Betas aren't betas anymore. For several years now, they've been promotional tools. Just a few bugs found and corrected, but they're really only for marketing.

Here's what I know so far:

• It's not a perfect replica. There are a lot of new things added and changes that players will complain about.

• Engineering items are being tweaked and will not be same as before. Wall jumping works in some parts, but not others.

• It won't be a separate install. You will be able to log into the Classic realms using your existing client.

• Your total character limit will have a different counter for the Classic realms, allowing you to create up to 10 new slots.

• You can switch between old Classic graphic settings, and the new updated models one.

• There's a planned release schedule of content, like Naxx, ZG, MC, etc. coming out on a certain schedule. I think it was announced already?

• Battle.net Chat will work in the Classic game.

• There will be a public beta test during the first half of 2019. The final game will be out on "some Tuesday in August". Likely Aug 20th or 27th.

• Although there are no official Achievements within the Classic game, there is a hidden achievement tracking system in case the stats can be used later.

• I'm told the sales team is scheming a way to artificially increase subscriptions ahead of launch. Basically they are planning some way where players can reserve a limited number of character names by paying for individual subs.

• A specialized / limited character transfer system will be available some time after launch.

Finally, there is a very interesting system to be announced that should attract a large amount of existing Retail players that may not have been originally interested in playing Classic.

Essentially, it works like this: devs are expecting many "tourists" to play Classic that will eventually lose interest due to the difficulty. However, the Retail WOW Players will actually be rewarded for hard work and perseverance if they continue. There are multiple hidden Achievements being tracked within Classic, that you are rewarded with in Retail. So, by reaching certain levels in Classic, you will receive Achievement rewards in Retail for example. Classic subscription is linked to Retail as well, but sadly you can only play one or the other due to an intentional Battle.net account restriction.

There are some opportunities available for players who might have missed out on vanilla WOW too. A Character Transfer system is planned that's connected to (the popularity of) Classic WOW and a future TBC expansion server. Players will be able to transfer characters between Classic Realms only. However, players will eventually be able to transfer a Character OUT of the Classic Realm (but nothing IN.)

For example, PVP Ranks like High Warlord transfer with the character, so they're worth grinding in Classic. There are rare items, recipes, pets, and achievements that could only be attained in Classic. And, also mounts such as the Swift Zulian Tiger that players will finally be able to obtain when ZG goes live.

Not only that, but players have an option: keep playing Lvl 60 in Classic, transfer your character OUT of Classic into Retail OR transfer your character to the new TBC realms (if/when they go live.) This is where players are given options: if Classic exceeds expectations, a TBC launch and other expansions are planned. On the TBC realms, players will be given the option to CONTINUE their adventure (character transfer), create a new player and start from scratch, or a paid power level boost to 60. It all sounds interesting and a great money-maker for Blizzard (all of those paid character transfers and paid boosts.) There are a bunch of different limitations though (ie, level, timing, where to where, etc.) on how the Character Transfers can happen however.

From everything I've been told, I think this is a really awesome idea. Blizzard is well aware that Classic WOW will requireme a significant investment of player time (and therefore revenue), so they want Retail players making use of it as much as possible, while also playing their "regular game". The crossover system between the two games provides a huge amount of re-playability and excitement for players. And by shifting characters from Classic to other realms, they will want to create new characters on the old realms again too. It creates a huge cyclical system of engagement. In the end, this will significantly drive up their subscriptions, subscribers, and overall revenue. Highly effective if they do this right. I'm excited.

Mad World is one of the first HTML5-based MMORPGs that can be quickly played in any (capable) browser. Developed by a small team of developers in Korea, I have been following Jandisoft for some time with eager anticipation.

Today, they have just opened up an "alpha test" of basic gameplay and PVP. Here's a direct link where you can start playing right away in your web browser: http://halloween.madworldmmo.com/

No sign-in or install required.

The game is, of course, still very buggy. Certain classes are overpowered in PVP, movement is jerky, players can get stuck on walls, server latency vastly extends mob hit range, and you're really only seeing a small fraction of the ultimate game. All of the standard stuff you would expect.

It is, after all, just an "alpha test". =]

Really though, overused terms like "alpha" or "beta tests" are completely meaningless. Remember how long GMAIL was in beta for? Labels and version numbers are selected on a whim, and understanding how the practice is abused internally, I would never defend them myself. They are completely subjective and even the definitions of alpha vs beta change between developers (just like the term "millennial"). These days, they're used solely for marketing and PR purposes to save face when users experience bugs. You never really know what build they're really giving you, or how far ahead their internal builds are.

They all come in different flavors: alpha, early alpha, beta testing, soft launch, early demo, test candidate, canary release, etc.

I've learned, however, that complete ignorance will defend apps by invoking these labels. Unless they are paid employees, then they are shilled intentionally. Have you ever heard someone say, "it's just a beta", "still in alpha", "only a demo", or "CHILL OUT! IT'S IN SOFT LAUNCH". These people are goldmines for big companies, easily trained, manipulated, and they will quickly jump on marketing phrases like a bitch in heat. Level 10 susceptible's.

Inside the industry, we can slap completely subjective labels on anything and players will believe you. Meanwhile, others drink enough of your kool-aid until they become unpaid employees that will defend your app, attack criticism, promote ignorance, and advertise for you. These users are great for business, and very easy to identify since they all say the same things.

For Mad World, I ignored all of the labels. As a game, I can't tell yet how popular it will become. I have my doubts at the moment, but they are based on the environments and features within the game. Users need a wide variety of content to consume, and I have a suspicion that based on the art style, many of the environments will look the same. This means that players will grow bored more quickly.

As a HTML5 tech demonstration, however, the performance of the game within a web browser gives me great confidence and high hopes for the future of MMORPG's through web browsers. This is a great example of how hugely popular MMORPG's are possible within browsers that can run on any device. As HTML5 popularity grows, I think we're going to see a lot more high quality games being produced than the current flash-like clones that are currently being produced.

When the final product finally releases, I do foresee some future problems due to the claustrophobic sizes of the environments. The zones are very "tight", so players won't really receive a sense of exploration. Also, due to the number of players that play per zone, combat becomes extremely frustrating. The chaotic nature of the game might be attractive to some players, but they only represent a small fraction of gamers who prefer wider-open spaces and areas to explore. I think using the term "claustrophobia" though is a really good way to describe the game, and I don't see that aspect changing. It's meant to be a simple game, too, but they have introduced too many character defense traits for example (ie, they show too many numbers under the character details). But, those changes can easily be made.

So, far - I'm a very impressed. A great example of the power of HTML5.

The /r/southparkphone subreddit is arguably the largest and most popular community forum currently dedicated to fans of South Park Phone Destroyer.

What's highly unusual about this subreddit, however, is that Ubisoft employees are actually moderators of this unofficial fan forum. Meaning that they have direct control of all narratives and reviews involving their own game. That's like Ubisoft being owners of Metacritic where they can delete posts critical of the company, ban dissent, and change public opinion.

I suppose the Community Manager job description has evolved from "engaging the online community in an open and honest way" to "controlling what people are permitted to say about their game."

New-hire Steve is the current overseer of the Phone Destroyer community. When he's not shamefully trolling redditors, you can find him on the Phone Destroyer subreddit angrily stating and re-stating.. ad nauseam.. the same arguments that cheating and exploits within the game are impossible. And, that all of the problems users experience are their own fault. It's never a server or software issue, it's because they "stepped in an elevator", "it requires a good connection", they have a bad phone service plan, they're lying, or they are a terrible human being.

There are also claims of a 100% effective anti-cheat system, but which was interestingly implemented after Steve said that cheating was already not possible. If cheating was impossible, uh... why would to need to implement a client side anti-cheat update then? You need to protect against cheating on an already hack-proof game?

I feel that many of the hacking complaints came to a boiling point in July 2017. Customers were complaining non-stop about unfair cheating within the game, and rightly so, but Ubisoft's Community Managers were screaming back at the customers, telling them they were clearly wrong. It's just a bug, there are no exploits, there are no cheats, it's network related, it's your cell phone, your internet sucks, you suck..

Finally, in late July the fucking hammer came down and Ubisoft laid down the law in the Phone Destroyer fan subreddit. Redditors were no longer allowed to complain about the rampant cheating. You used the word "rampant"? Banned. If anyone complained about unfairness, their post would be deleted and/or they would be banned. Even posts about "emulation" were classified as bannable, even though they were perfectly acceptable under the ToS. But, Steve apparently had enough.

I think what makes this mildly interesting is that the other, non-Ubisoft moderators, are known cheaters. Cheaters telling other people not to cheat, claiming that the game is cheat-proof, and deleting posts related to the rampant cheating. That's not irony, but it is fucking sad.

So while Ubisoft and their moderators are adamant that there are no cheats or exploits possible in the game, and excuses such as "we're still only in open beta" and "this is just a soft launch" are constantly being thrown in people's faces, here's what's happening in the real world for those who haven't drunk the Kool-Aid.

Even after their most recent patch, cheating is still very common. Hacks and mods have always been fully functional within the game since day one. They have just required some minor tweaks after certain patches. Most recently, a new iOS mod was even released publicly right after their most recent "huge" patch.

However, don't put any trust in these public hacks. They are very simple, and easily detectable.

Here's why: the Phone Destroyer team doesn't exactly have highly proficient security developers, so their anti-cheat methods are very rudimentary. The problem with these public hacks is that they use basic level patches like freezing the energy bar at max levels, but Ubisoft is specifically monitoring and logging energy levels for numbers that don't fluctuate or make sense. Luckily, that's pretty much the limit to their anti-cheat system.

I have been cheating since day one and have never been caught, on dozens of accounts. There are a hundred other ways to cheat the system. If you slowly increment the energy flow to regenerate faster, rather than simply fixed at 10, you'll be undetected. If you alter your card attack speed, it will be undetected and barely noticeable by your opponent. If you change card energy costs to be less than actual, you'll be undetected. If you manipulate damage or health regen numbers, you'll be undetected. You can also keep your primary health bar regenerating, or reduce damage to your main character, without detection. And so on.

Basically, as long as you're not freezing memory addresses and you don't get reported, you'll never get caught.

I feel that a lot of this subreddit drama can be used to your advantage. Moderators (some of whom are cheating themselves) are screaming that cheating and exploits are not happening, and that it's all coincidental network latency issues. They are also deleting posts and banning users who complain. Not only that, but Ubisoft has a very convoluted and frustrating way to report users, and there is no instant-reporting feature available, so most victims are completely discouraged from reporting abuse. Maybe the Catholic Church gave them some pointers. Even if you do manage to take a picture demonstrating proof and report it, they still need to manually investigate (like I said, it's a very poor anti-cheat system) and review reports, with most being written off as network latency bugs or some such nonsense. It's a great system that protects hackers!

While the game runs rampant with cheaters and hacks, there's a kindly gentleman telling everyone "Move Along. Nothing to see here." Just like Officer Barbrady.

Seeing everything they've written, it reminds me a lot of Trump. If he repeats something often enough, he'll actually believe it himself.

The problems with their anti-cheat system actually open up some other security holes. Because they depend so much on player snitching, they can be easily manipulated by butthurt opponents.

It's very much possible to create a Photoshopped image of a "cheating" player and report them. They'll take the image at face value and ban the innocent victim. And because of this same broken reporting process, their innocent cries for assistance will be completed ignored... twisting the knife even further. Without an adequate cheat detection system, framing innocent players is currently quite easy. This used to commonly happen in popular online games, like World of Warcraft, for several years before it was even noticed.

If you suspect that some of your opponents are generating energy just too fast, they are instantly regenerating health, or hitting too hard, you're right to suspect they are cheating. Of all the cheating complaints I've seen, that have been written off as latency bugs, I haven't found any that I wasn't capable of reproducing using simple mods. If your suspect is constantly winning, it's definitely not a coincidence.

We've all read the new articles and factual accounts of the massively widespread and rampant corruption of power by redditor mods. Whether it's a corporation who has bought the loyalty of a moderator to promote certain products, or a political party deleting posts and peddling propaganda, it's something that permeates all levels of popular subreddits.

But, it happens in very small subreddits as well. It amazes me at just how quickly people can be bribed or corrupted with small amounts of power. I see it in every day life, and power is abused in the most petty of circumstances. But the king of a shit pile, is still a king in their eyes.

It's similar to how cheating works. You're abusing power over another individual. World of Warcraft has a very high number of cheaters (e.g. botters, exploits, hacks), but Blizzard worked on having safeguards in place to prevent cheating as much as possible. South Park Phone Destroyer, however, did not seem to anticipate cheating at all.

The RedLynx/Ubisoft team did a fantastic job on their micro-transactions and payment systems, ensuring that they would securely receive their money quickly. And, they did an adequate job integrating South Park Studio's art into their game. But the rest of the game, especially security and PVP netcode, is a bug-ridden mess. Much like the Achievement system, it seems like PVP was just thrown into the mix as an afterthought. Seriously, who creates client-side authoritative PVP matches these days?

The cheating is so bad in the game right now, that there's practically a 90% chance you'll be faced with a cheater. There are so many cheaters trying to cheat other cheaters, that most cheaters have just given up, and now they're trying to desync the other player so that they win with match instantly when the game starts. And, legitimate players falsely believe that the issues are related to their phone or internet service.

I wouldn't even call it the Wild West, at least there was some order there.. this... is just absolute madness. Some of the early cheaters were pretty sneaky about it for the first month, but most aren't even hiding it any more, and they know that RedLynx/Ubisoft have no tools to monitor, address, or catch cheaters.

It feels like everyone is cheating since the last "hotfix". It was supposed to stop cheating.

What bothers me the most though, isn't the cheaters and complainers on various forums, but rather the long list of hypocrites who are the most vocal advocates against cheating. The ones that doth protest too much. There have even been obvious cheaters that have (hilariously) made PVP Guides, made YouTube videos exposing other cheaters, the ones who "reason" why certain glitches happen in-game, and even /r/SouthParkPhone mods who have been cheating. I don't care if you cheat, but stop trying to fool other people with your lies. That's the aspect I find most annoying. Big deal, you cheat.. now stop being so petty about it, and just accept your role.

I do enjoy, though, when cheaters try to explain why glitches happen. They're quite funny.

So, what kind of cheats/hacks are available today? Since the "hotfix" came out (ie, it's not really a hotfix, it's an update patch), hacking has intensified. The new patch they promised to fix woes really just moves memory addresses around, but the game is still quite exploitable. You can pretty much tweak anything in PVP or PVE.

Many of the hacks and trainers are being passed around within small circles or various hacking groups. I haven't seen too many trainers in the wild, but I see that many cheaters are still using hex/memory editors on their iPhones, Androids, or emulators (like a certain reddit moderator). When you've tested out the hacks on different platforms, you get a pretty good idea of how players are exploiting the game.

Here are some examples of what is currently possible today (using glitches, memory hacking, or pre-made trainers):

• one very common exploit is a quit-lock glitch. If you pause your game for several seconds during certain periods of PVP gameplay (by changing apps) and loading, you can cause your players' client to crash, giving you an instant win. And typically, you will be rematched with the same player so that you can exploit them again.

• when you see a player suddenly "explode", two things can happen: you'll receive a window that the game has been interrupted, or you'll see them with 0 HP then suddenly they will jump back up with HP again. In either case, you'll receive a "DEFEATED" window and lose a star.

• there are also hotkey trainers and scripts that allow you to crash the other player, or speed up your own movement (which is different than the speed-hacking I detailed before.)

• energy bars can still be altered, giving you unlimited energy or mana (whatever you want to call it)

• you can set the enemies energy bar to zero, which is helpful in PVE.

• you can receive locker rewards without requiring to watch an ad, or open an unlimited number of lockers (I haven't tested this myself, I've just seen other users talking about it.)

• duplicate charge script, when you activate your charge you can trigger it multiple times such as triple AOE damage (that the player never notices, assumes it's a graphics glitch), trigger multiple healing arrows, bombs, or Timmy can summon large quantities of rats. It's not an accidental bug or network lag related, it's an exploit/hack if you see it happen.

• prevent your units from dying, even if they hit 0 HP. Only way to kill them is with Unholy Combustion or Cock Magic.

• scripting method to insta-gib your opponent at any point during the game, a simple network injection will do the trick.

• injection methods allow you to duplicate player drops, so that you can summon 2 sets of a card at a time or my personal favorite: summoning 12 rats instantly. Players are often being told this is a glitch, but it's quite intentional.

• you can alter your charge time to make it charge faster or allow you to use your ability even if locked out by a spell.

• you can change the stats on any card, such as giving the character or spell higher damage (+900 hits), AOE or poison damage, more HP, faster attack speed, or faster walking speed.

• one common card to hack is the Lightning Bolt or Arrowstorm because opponents won't see what level it is, so you can give it a huge amount of damage that gets unnoticed.

• HP and regeneration are usually tweaked because they don't attract much attention.

In the past, cheaters were _very_ careful with their tweaks, so that they wouldn't get noticed and be reported. Little was known early on about their security mechanisms. But, the developer has made it clear that they have no systems in place to monitor cheating, and must rely on users providing video proof (if you can find out how to report opponents). Yes, it's completely ridiculous. Almost anything about the cards can be edited during PVP matches, but they've just restricted money/cash/etc to be server authoritative (ie, they put all programming emphasis on their payment systems, instead of fair gameplay.)

For example, using injection tricks, you could summon double cards, or cards from other decks. Then, just blame it as a "bug". Or you could make your characters have unlimited HP or regeneration.

But the really sneaky players would tweak their cards just enough so as not to raise suspicion. Like, increasing all card HP by 30%, or all damage by 50%, and give them +15% movement speed. Spells work best, like direct damage or mind-controlling other players for longer periods of time typically allowed. And all of these cheats are completely undetectable at present. I suspect they'll even launch the game like this too, which is a shame.

In some groups I'm involved in, several people already have bots setup in the game too, running on multiple simultaneous Google Play accounts. That's just in case one of the accounts gets reported and banned. They use simple injection to summon "modified" cards, and then just steamroll the opponent. Very little AI is required, since the game AI does all of the work for you! They have been farming PVP locker rewards all day long. They'll likely never be caught either, just wait until a major security patch comes out, and continue using all of their overpowered cards and play legitimately moving forwards. =]

So for now, go crazy. South Park Phone Destroyer has no tools to combat cheating or catch cheaters. Just don't make PVP Guides or be a vocal dick about being against cheating. We all know you're a dick already.

A new update is scheduled for tomorrow, so many of the cautious cheaters will be playing it cool for a week or so, just to ensure that no new security measures have been put in place. But, cheating will eventually resume again since the patch is merely to balance the game and they won't be able to improve cheat protection or detection for some time.